MILLIONAIRE – TRIỆU PHÚ
MILLIONAIRE
A woman was telling her friend, “It is I who
made my husband a millionaire.”
“And what was he before you married him?”
asked the friend.
The woman replied, “A billionaire…”
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TRIỆU PHÚ
Một phụ nữ nói với bạn:”Chính tôi là người
làm chồng tôi thành một triệu phú.”
“Và ông là gì trước khi bạn cưới ông?”
người bạn hỏi.
Người phụ nữ đáp:”Một tỉ phú…”
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MILLIONAIRE – TRIỆU PHÚ
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PREGNANT
Since the wife is eight months into her pregnancy,
the husband has to sleep on the floor to avoid any
regrettable mistake, which might happen pretty
easily, for he has been desperate for quite a while
now…
Just before lying down on the bed, she
glances at him and sees the poor guy curls up on the
floor, eyes stare widely into the empty air, filled
with hopeless desire…
Feeling sorry for her husband, she opens the
top drawer of the cabinet, takes out a fifty dollar bill,
and gives it to him, “Awww, my honey is so
depressed… here, take this and go to the woman next
door, she will let you sleep with her tonight… and
remember that this happens only once… ok?… don’t
think about it again.”
The husband rolls his eyes in disbelief, but
afraid that she may change her mind, he grabs the
money and leaves quickly. A few minutes later, he
returns, hands the bill back to the wife and says with
much disappointment,
“She said this is not enough, she wants sixty.”
The wife’s face slowly turns red with anger,
“Damn that bitch… when she was pregnant and her
husband came over here… I only charged him
fifty…”
CÓ BẦU…..
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