TAXES – THUẾ
TAXES
A visitor from Holland was chatting with his
American friend and was jokingly explaining about
the red, white and blue in theNetherlands flag.
“Our flag symbolizes our taxes,” he said.”We
get red when we talk about them, white when we get
our tax bill, and blue after we pay them.”
“That’s the same with us,” the American said,
“only we see stars, too.”
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THUẾ
Một người khách từ Hà lan đang tán gẫu với một
người bạn Mỹ và giải thích một cách bỡn cợt về màu
đỏ, trắng và xanh trên cờ Hà lan.
“Cờ chúng tôi tượng trưng cho thuế chúng tôi,” anh
ta nói.Chúng tôi đỏ mặt khi nói về thuế, trắng bệch
mặt khi nhận hóa đơn thuế và xanh mặt khi trả tiền
thuế.”
“Chúng tôi cũng vậy,” người Mỹ nói, “thêm vào đó,
chỉ có chúng tôi thấy những ngôi sao.”
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TAXES – THUẾ
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HEARING VOICES
A guy gets home from work one night and hears a
voice. The voice says, “Quit your job, sell your
house, take your money, go to Vegas.”
The man is disturbed at what he hears and
ignores the voice.
The next day when he gets home from work,
the same thing happens. The voice tells him, “Quit
your job, sell your house, take your money, go to
Vegas.”
Again the man ignores the voice, though he
is very troubled by the event.
Every day, day after day, the man hears the
same voice when he gets home from work, “Quit
your job, sell your house, take your money, go to
Vegas.”
Each time the man hears the voice he
becomes increasingly upset. Finally, after two
weeks, he succumbs to the pressure.He does quit his
job, sells his house, takes his money and heads to
Vegas.
The moment the man gets off the plane in
Vegas, the voice tells him, “Go to Bally’s.”
So, he hops in a cab and rushes over to
Bally’s. As soon as he sets foot in the casino, the
voice tells him, “Go to the roulette table.”
The man does as he is told. When he gets to
the roulette table, the voice tells him, “Put all your
money on 17.”
Nervously, the man cashes in his money for
chips and then puts them all on 17. The dealer
wishes the man good luck and spins the roulette
wheel….
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