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ASKING PERMISSION – XIN PHÉP




  • ASKING PERMISSION – XIN PHÉP

    ASKING PERMISSION - XIN PHÉP

    ASKING PERMISSION
    “Sir, your daughter says she loves me, and she can’t
    live without me, and she wants to marry me.”
    “And you’re asking my permission to marry
    her?”
    “No, I’m asking you to make her leave me
    alone.”

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    XIN PHÉP
    “Thưa bác, con gái bác nói yêu cháu, và cô ấy không
    sống được nếu không có cháu, và cô ấy muốn cưới
    cháu.”
    “Và anh đang xin tôi cưới nó à?”
    “Không, cháu đang hỏi bác làm sao cho cô
    ấy bỏ mặc cháu ạ.”

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    ASKING PERMISSION – XIN PHÉP

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    THE WANTED AD RESPONDENT
    RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO
    SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE WITH THE
    FOLLOWING QUALIFICATIONS:
    1. WON’T BEAT ME UP
    2. WON’T RUN AWAY
    3. HAS TO BE GREAT IN BED
    For several months, her phone rang off the
    hook, her doorbell was ringing constantly, she
    received tons of mail…all to no avail. None of the
    men seemed to meet her qualifications.
    Then one day the doorbell rang yet again. She
    opened the door to find a man, with no arms and no
    legs, lying on the mat. Perplexed, she asked, “Who
    are you and what do you want?”….

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