Little Johnny Boy – Bé Johnny
Little Johnny Boy
A new teacher was trying to make use of her
psychology courses. She started her class by saying.
“Everyone who thinks you’re stupid, stand up!”.
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stoop up.
The teacher said, “Do you think you’re stupid, Little
Johnny?”
“No, ma’am but I hate to see you standing there all
by yourself”
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Bé Johnny
Một giáo viên mới vào nghề đang thử áp dụng môn
tâm lý của mình. Cô bắt đầu bài giảng bằng cách
nói:
“Em nào nghĩ rằng mình ngu ngốc thì hãy đứng
lên!”
Một vài phút sau, bé Johnny đứng dậy.
“Em nghĩ rằng em ngu ngốc hả, Johnny,” cô giáo
hỏi.
“Không, thưa cô, nhưng em không thích phải nhìn
thấy cô đứng đó mỗi một mình.”
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Little Johnny Boy – Bé Johnny
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Teacher
A teacher asks her class, “If there are 5 birds sitting
on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many
will be left?” She calls on little Johnny. He replies,
“None, they all fly away with the first gun shot” The
teacher replies, “The correct answer is 4, but I like
your thinking.” Then, Little Johnny says “I have a
question for YOU. There are three women sitting on
a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking
the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The
second is gobbling down the top and sucking the
cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.
Which one is married?”The teacher, blushing a great
deal, replied “Well I suppose the one that’s gobbled
down the top and sucked the cone” To which
LittleJohnny replied, “The correct answer is the one…
A teacher asks her class, “If there are 5 birds sitting
on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many
will be left?” She calls on little Johnny. He replies,
“None, they all fly away with the first gun shot” The
teacher replies, “The correct answer is 4, but I like
your thinking.” Then, Little Johnny says “I have a
question for YOU. There are three women sitting on
a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking
the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The
second is gobbling down the top and sucking the
cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.
Which one is married?”The teacher, blushing a great
deal, replied “Well I suppose the one that’s gobbled
down the top and sucked the cone” To which
LittleJohnny replied, “The correct answer is the one…
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