ASKING PERMISSION – XIN PHÉP

ASKING PERMISSION – XIN PHÉP

ASKING PERMISSION
“Sir, your daughter says she loves me, and she can’t
live without me, and she wants to marry me.”
“And you’re asking my permission to marry
her?”
“No, I’m asking you to make her leave me
alone.”

——————–

XIN PHÉP
“Thưa bác, con gái bác nói yêu cháu, và cô ấy không
sống được nếu không có cháu, và cô ấy muốn cưới
cháu.”
“Và anh đang xin tôi cưới nó à?”
“Không, cháu đang hỏi bác làm sao cho cô
ấy bỏ mặc cháu ạ.”

——————–

ASKING PERMISSION – XIN PHÉP

——————–

THE WANTED AD RESPONDENT
RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO
SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE WITH THE
FOLLOWING QUALIFICATIONS:
1. WON’T BEAT ME UP
2. WON’T RUN AWAY
3. HAS TO BE GREAT IN BED
For several months, her phone rang off the
hook, her doorbell was ringing constantly, she
received tons of mail…all to no avail. None of the
men seemed to meet her qualifications.
Then one day the doorbell rang yet again. She
opened the door to find a man, with no arms and no
legs, lying on the mat. Perplexed, she asked, “Who
are you and what do you want?”….

Đọc thêm Truyện cười tiếng anh tại https://neu.vn