SHE DISGUISED HERSELF TO JOINT THE ARMY – NÓ CẢI TRANG ĐỂ GIA NHẬP QUÂN ĐỘI
SHE DISGUISED HERSELF TO JOINT THE
ARMY
One evening during a poker game, a man was
bragging to his friends about how his sister
disguised herself as a man and was able to join the
army.
“But, wait a minute,” said one listener. “Your
sister will have to dress with the boys and shower
with them, too. Won’t she?”
“Sure,” replied the man.
“Well, won’t they find out?” asked another
poker player.
The first man shrugged his shoulders and
replied, “Sure. But who is gonna tell?”
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NÓ CẢI TRANG ĐỂ GIA NHẬP QUÂN ĐỘI
Một buổi tối trong lúc chơi xì phé, một người đàn
ông đang khoác lác với bạn bè em gái anh ta đã cải
trang thành đàn ông và gia nhập quân đội như thế
nào.
“Nhưng, đợi tí đã,” một trong những người nghe
nói. “Em gái của anh sẽ phải thay đồ với lính nam
và tắm với họ nữa, phải không?”
“Đúng,” người đàn ông đáp.
“À, họ không phát hiện ra à?” một tay bài khác hỏi.
Người đàn ông thứ nhất nhún vai và trả lời: “Có.
Nhưng ai sẽ nói?”
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SHE DISGUISED HERSELF TO JOINT THE ARMY – NÓ CẢI TRANG ĐỂ GIA NHẬP QUÂN ĐỘI
DAUGHTER DATING
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The mother of a 17-year-old girl was
concerned that her daughter was having sex.
Worried the girl might become pregnant, and
adversely impact the family’s status, she consulted
the family doctor.
The doctor told her that teenagers today were
very willful, and any attempt to stop the girl would
probably result in rebellion. He then told her to
arrange for her daughter to be put on birth control
and, until then, talk to her and give her a box of
condoms.
Later that evening, as her daughter was
preparing for a date, the woman told her about the
situation and handed her a box of condoms.
The girl started to laugh and reached over to
hug her mother saying, “Oh Mom! You don’t have to
worry about that! I’m dating Susan!”…
The mother of a 17-year-old girl was
concerned that her daughter was having sex.
Worried the girl might become pregnant, and
adversely impact the family’s status, she consulted
the family doctor.
The doctor told her that teenagers today were
very willful, and any attempt to stop the girl would
probably result in rebellion. He then told her to
arrange for her daughter to be put on birth control
and, until then, talk to her and give her a box of
condoms.
Later that evening, as her daughter was
preparing for a date, the woman told her about the
situation and handed her a box of condoms.
The girl started to laugh and reached over to
hug her mother saying, “Oh Mom! You don’t have to
worry about that! I’m dating Susan!”…
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