VIPS’ TOUR – CHUYẾN THAM QUAN CỦA CÁC VIP
VIPS’ TOUR
My husband was once employed in the printing
division of a large manufacturing firm. One
morning, word came from the top that some visiting
VIPs would be touring the plant in
just a few minutes. All production was immediately
shut down as employees scrambled to quickly tidy
up the work place. When the appointed lookout
yelled, “Here they come!” fifty
fingers that were poised over fifty machine start-up
buttons pressed down in unison and blew every fuse
in the building.
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CHUYẾN THAM QUAN CỦA CÁC VIP
Có dạo chồng tôi làm việc trong một chi nhánh in
của một công ty sản xuất lớn. Một buổi sáng, có lời
từ trên xuống rằng một số yếu nhân khách mời sẽ
tham quan nhà máy chỉ trong một vài phút. Tất cả
các sản phẩm ngay lập tức được ngưng chế tạo trong
khi công nhân nhanh chóng bò ra để dọn sạch nơi
làm việc. Khi người canh gác la lên:”Họ đang đến!”
thì năm mươi ngón tay trong tư thế sẵn sàng trên
năm mươi nút bấm máy nhấn xuống cùng lúc và làm
nổ tung mọi cầu chì trong tòa nhà.
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VIPS’ TOUR – CHUYẾN THAM QUAN CỦA CÁC VIP
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AUSTRALIAN CRICKET SUPPORTER
This Australian cricket supporter is at the World
Cup final when he has a heart attack. Upon arriving
at the Pearly Gates, he meets up with St. Peter, who
asks him why he thinks he deserves to enter Heaven.
“Well,” the Aussie says, “three weeks ago I
gave ten dollars to a charity for the disabled!”
St. Peter frowns and says, “What else?”
“Two weeks ago I gave ten dollars to the
homeless shelter!” the Aussie continues.
“What else?”
“A week ago I gave ten dollars to the
orphanage!”
So Peter tells the Aussie to wait for just a
minute and he’ll be right back. About five minutes
later Peter returns and says, “Well, I have discussed
your case with the Boss, and he agrees with me…
This Australian cricket supporter is at the World
Cup final when he has a heart attack. Upon arriving
at the Pearly Gates, he meets up with St. Peter, who
asks him why he thinks he deserves to enter Heaven.
“Well,” the Aussie says, “three weeks ago I
gave ten dollars to a charity for the disabled!”
St. Peter frowns and says, “What else?”
“Two weeks ago I gave ten dollars to the
homeless shelter!” the Aussie continues.
“What else?”
“A week ago I gave ten dollars to the
orphanage!”
So Peter tells the Aussie to wait for just a
minute and he’ll be right back. About five minutes
later Peter returns and says, “Well, I have discussed
your case with the Boss, and he agrees with me…
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