Why Do They Have French Lesson – Học tiếng Pháp để làm gì
Why Do They Have French Lesson
“What’s the idea of the Greens having French
lessons ?”
“They have adopted a French baby, and want to
understand what she says when she begins to talk”.
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Học tiếng Pháp để làm gì
– Vì cớ gì mà gia đình Green lại học tiếng Pháp chứ?
– Họ vừa nhận nuôi một bé sơ sinh người Pháp nên
muốn hiểu nó sẽ nói gì khi bắt đầu tập nói.
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Why Do They Have French Lesson – Học tiếng Pháp để làm gì
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The Fast Surgeon
Sam and John were out cutting wood when John cut
his arm off. Sam remained calm, wrapped the arm in
a plastic bag, and took the arm and John to a
surgeon. “You are in luck,” said the surgeon. “I am
an expert in re-attaching limbs. Come back in four
hours when I have completed the operation.” So
Sam returned in four hours and the surgeon said, “I
did it faster than I expected. Jon is down at the pub.”
Sam rushed down to the pub and was amazed to see
John playing darts. A few weeks later, Sam and John
were cutting wood again when John accidentally cut
off his leg. Sam put the leg in a plastic bag and took
it and John back to the same surgeon. “Legs are
harder,” said the surgeon, “but I’ll see what I can do
– come back in six hours.” Sam returned in six hours
and the surgeon said, “I finished early – John’s
playing football.” Sam went to the field and to his
surprise found John kicking 50 meter torpedoes. A
few weeks later, Sam and John were cutting wood
again, when John accidentally cut off his own head.
Sam put the head in a plastic bag and took it and the
rest of John to the surgeon, confident that the skilful
surgeon would do the job. “Gee, heads are really
difficult to re-attach,” the surgeon muttered, “but I’ll
see what I can do – come back in 12 hours.” Sam
returned in 12 hours. “How did it go, Doc?” he
asked. “I’m sorry. John died,” the surgeon replied.
“He suffocated in the plastic bag, you idiot!!”….
Sam and John were out cutting wood when John cut
his arm off. Sam remained calm, wrapped the arm in
a plastic bag, and took the arm and John to a
surgeon. “You are in luck,” said the surgeon. “I am
an expert in re-attaching limbs. Come back in four
hours when I have completed the operation.” So
Sam returned in four hours and the surgeon said, “I
did it faster than I expected. Jon is down at the pub.”
Sam rushed down to the pub and was amazed to see
John playing darts. A few weeks later, Sam and John
were cutting wood again when John accidentally cut
off his leg. Sam put the leg in a plastic bag and took
it and John back to the same surgeon. “Legs are
harder,” said the surgeon, “but I’ll see what I can do
– come back in six hours.” Sam returned in six hours
and the surgeon said, “I finished early – John’s
playing football.” Sam went to the field and to his
surprise found John kicking 50 meter torpedoes. A
few weeks later, Sam and John were cutting wood
again, when John accidentally cut off his own head.
Sam put the head in a plastic bag and took it and the
rest of John to the surgeon, confident that the skilful
surgeon would do the job. “Gee, heads are really
difficult to re-attach,” the surgeon muttered, “but I’ll
see what I can do – come back in 12 hours.” Sam
returned in 12 hours. “How did it go, Doc?” he
asked. “I’m sorry. John died,” the surgeon replied.
“He suffocated in the plastic bag, you idiot!!”….
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