A Cow Grazing – Bò ăn cỏ
A Cow Grazing
Artist : “That, sir, is a cow grazing”
Visitor : “Where is the grass ?”
Artist : “The cow has eaten it”
Visitor : “But where is the cow ?”
Artist : “You don’t suppose she’d be fool enough to
stay there after she’d eaten all the grass, do you ?”
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Bò ăn cỏ
Họa sĩ : – Bức tranh đó vẽ một con bò đang ăn cỏ
đấy, thưa ông.
Khách : – Có thấy cỏ đâu ?
Họa sĩ : – Con bò ăn hết rồi.
Khách : – Thế còn con bò đâu ?
Họa sĩ : – Chứ bộ ông tưởng con bò lại ngu đến mức
đứng ỳ ở đó sau khi đã ăn hết cỏ sao ông ?
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A Cow Grazing – Bò ăn cỏ
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The Gifted Artist
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her
classroom of children while they were drawing. She
would occasionally walk around to see each child’s
work. As she got to one little girl who was working
diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl
replied, “I’m drawing God.” The teacher paused and
said, “But no one knows what God looks like.”
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her
drawing, the girl replied, “They will in a minute.
husband and wife came for counseling after 15 years
of marriage. When
asked what the problem was, the wife went into a
passionate, painful tirade
listing every problem they had ever had in the 15
years they had been married.
She went on and on and on; neglect, lack of
intimacy, emptiness,
loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire
laundry list of un-met
needs she had endured over the course of their
marriage.
Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient
length of time, the
therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after
asking the wife to..
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her
classroom of children while they were drawing. She
would occasionally walk around to see each child’s
work. As she got to one little girl who was working
diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl
replied, “I’m drawing God.” The teacher paused and
said, “But no one knows what God looks like.”
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her
drawing, the girl replied, “They will in a minute.
husband and wife came for counseling after 15 years
of marriage. When
asked what the problem was, the wife went into a
passionate, painful tirade
listing every problem they had ever had in the 15
years they had been married.
She went on and on and on; neglect, lack of
intimacy, emptiness,
loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire
laundry list of un-met
needs she had endured over the course of their
marriage.
Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient
length of time, the
therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after
asking the wife to..
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