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A Policeman And A Reporter – Cảnh sát và phóng viên

A Policeman And A Reporter – Cảnh sát và phóng viên

A Policeman And A Reporter - Cảnh sát và phóng viên

A Policeman And A Reporter
Country Policeman (at the scene of murder) : “You
can’t come in here”
Reporter : “But I’ve been sent to do the murder”
Country Policeman : “Well, you’re too late; the
murder’s been done”.
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Cảnh sát và phóng viên
Cảnh sát vùng quê (tại hiện trường một vụ án mạng)
: – Anh không được vào đây.
Phóng viên : – Nhưng tôi được phái đến đây làm vụ
án mạng này.
Cảnh sát vùng quê : – A, anh muộn mất rồi ; vụ án
mạng đã làm xong.
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A Policeman And A Reporter – Cảnh sát và phóng viên
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Surrogate father
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and
decided to use a surrogate
father to start their family. On the day the surrogate
father was to
arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said, “I’m off.
The man should be
here soon” Half an hour later, just by chance a doorto-door
baby
photographer rang the doorbell, hoping to make a
sale.
“Good morning, madam. I’ve come to….”
“Oh, no need to explain. I’ve been expecting you,”
Mrs. Smith cut in.
“Really?” the photographer asked. “Well, good. I’ve
made a speciality of
babies”
“That’s what my husband and I had hoped. Please
come in and have a seat”
After a moment, she asked, blushing, “Well, where
do we start?”
“Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the
bathtub, one on the
couch and perhaps a couple on the bed. Sometimes
the living room floor is
fun too; you can really spread out!”
“Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn’t
work for Harry and me”
“Well, madam, none of us can guarantee a good one
every time. But, if we
try several different positions and I shoot from six or
seven different
angles, I’m sure…

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