DAD SAYS TO COME HOME AND COOK – Ba bảo mẹ vế nấu cơm

DAD SAYS TO COME HOME AND COOK – Ba bảo mẹ vế nấu cơm

The Fast Surgeon
Sam and John were out cutting wood when John cut
his arm off. Sam remained calm, wrapped the arm in
a plastic bag, and took the arm and John to a
surgeon. “You are in luck,” said the surgeon. “I am
an expert in re-attaching limbs. Come back in four
hours when I have completed the operation.” So
Sam returned in four hours and the surgeon said, “I
did it faster than I expected. Jon is down at the pub.”
Sam rushed down to the pub and was amazed to see
John playing darts. A few weeks later, Sam and John
were cutting wood again when John accidentally cut
off his leg. Sam put the leg in a plastic bag and took
it and John back to the same surgeon. “Legs are
harder,” said the surgeon, “but I’ll see what I can do
– come back in six hours.” Sam returned in six hours
and the surgeon said, “I finished early – John’s
playing football.” Sam went to the field and to his
surprise found John kicking 50 meter torpedoes…