WHY USE YOUR HEAD AGAINST THE BALL – Sao lại lấy đầu mà đánh bóng
WHY USE YOUR HEAD AGAINST THE BALL
His mother was scolding a football player:
– Alas, my son. I sat at home watching the football
game on TV and I saw you jump up to use your
head against the ball. Oh, how stupid you are, my
son. You can use your hands or your feet to play
football: That would be fine. Why must you use
your head against the ball? You could get a trauma
in your skull and brain and your life would be
ruined…. Son?
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Sao lại lấy đầu mà đánh bóng
Anh chàng cầu thủ bóng đá nọ đang bị mẹ la mắng :
Giời ơi, con ơi ! Tao ngồi nhà xem bóng đá trên
T.V, cứ thấy mày nhảy lên, lấy đầu mà đánh bóng.
Sao mà ngốc thế hả con ? Chơi bóng thì dùng chân
hoặc tay mà chơi được rồi, ai lại cứ lấy đầu mà đánh
bóng bao giờ! Lỡ ra có bị chấn thương sọ não thì
còn gì là đời, hở con?
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WHY USE YOUR HEAD AGAINST THE BALL – Sao lại lấy đầu mà đánh bóng
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New Career
A gynecologist had a burning desire to change
careers and become a mechanic. So she found out
from her local tech college what was involved,
signed up for evening classes and attended
diligently, learning all she could. When time for the
practical exam approached, she prepared carefully
for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous
skill. When the results came back, she was surprised
to find that she had obtained a mark of 150%.
Fearing an error, she called the instructor, saying “I
don’t want to appear ungrateful for such an
outstanding result, but I wondered if there had been
an error which needed adjusting.” The instructor
said, “During the exam, you took the engine apart
perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark.
You put the engine back together again perfectly,
which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an
extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the
exhaust…”..
A gynecologist had a burning desire to change
careers and become a mechanic. So she found out
from her local tech college what was involved,
signed up for evening classes and attended
diligently, learning all she could. When time for the
practical exam approached, she prepared carefully
for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous
skill. When the results came back, she was surprised
to find that she had obtained a mark of 150%.
Fearing an error, she called the instructor, saying “I
don’t want to appear ungrateful for such an
outstanding result, but I wondered if there had been
an error which needed adjusting.” The instructor
said, “During the exam, you took the engine apart
perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark.
You put the engine back together again perfectly,
which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an
extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the
exhaust…”..
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