MISUNDERSTANDING – Hiểu lầm

MISUNDERSTANDING – Hiểu lầm

MISUNDERSTANDING - Hiểu lầm

MISUNDERSTANDING
The young wife moved by her football player
husband, said:
-Last night you held my head in your hands and
fondled me. I didn’t know that you were so much in
love with me that you think of me even while you
sleep.
The player was surprised.
– Oh, was that your head? I was dreaming and was
surprised that my ball had suddenly grown such long
hair.

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Hiểu lầm
Cô vợ trẻ cảm động nói với chồng (là cầu thủ bóng
đá ):
-Đêm qua anh cứ ôm lấy đầu em mavuốt ve âu yếm
.Thật tình em không ngờ anh lại yêu em đến mức
trong lúc ngủ say như thế mà vẫn nhớ đến em .
Chàng cầu thủ ngạc nhiên :
– Ồ thì ra là đầu của em hả ? Thảo nào trong lúc mơ,
anh cứ ngạc nhiên : làm sao mà quà bóng của mình
bỗng dưng lại mọc tóc ra dài thế !

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MISUNDERSTANDING – Hiểu lầm

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The Fast Surgeon
Sam and John were out cutting wood when John cut
his arm off. Sam remained calm, wrapped the arm in
a plastic bag, and took the arm and John to a
surgeon. “You are in luck,” said the surgeon. “I am
an expert in re-attaching limbs. Come back in four
hours when I have completed the operation.” So
Sam returned in four hours and the surgeon said, “I
did it faster than I expected. Jon is down at the pub.”
Sam rushed down to the pub and was amazed to see
John playing darts. A few weeks later, Sam and John
were cutting wood again when John accidentally cut
off his leg. Sam put the leg in a plastic bag and took
it and John back to the same surgeon. “Legs are
harder,” said the surgeon, “but I’ll see what I can do
– come back in six hours.” Sam returned in six hours
and the surgeon said, “I finished early – John’s
playing football.” Sam went to the field and to his
surprise found John kicking 50 meter torpedoes. A
few weeks later, Sam and John were cutting wood…

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