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Money And Friends – Tiền và bạn

Money And Friends – Tiền và bạn
Money And Friends - Tiền và bạn
Money And Friends
“Since he lost his money, half his friends don’t know
him any more”
“And the other half ?”
“They don’t know yet that has lost it”
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Tiền và bạn
– Từ ngày hắn mất tiền, phân nửa bạn bè của hắn
không còn biết tới hắn nữa.
– Còn nửa kia ?
– Họ chưa biết là hắn đã mất tiền.
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Money And Friends – Tiền và bạn
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The laugher
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then
walks out of the store
laughing hysterically. The pharmacist thinks this is
weird, but, hey, there’s
no law preventing weird people from buying
condoms. Maybe it’s a good thing.
The next day, the man comes back to the store,
purchases another condom, and
once again he leaves the store laughing wildly. This
piques the interest of
the pharmacist. What’s so funny about buying a
rubber, anyway?
So he tells his clerk, “If this guy ever comes back, I
want you to follow him
to see where he goes.”
Sure enough, the next day the laugher is back. He
buys the condom, starts
cracking up, then leaves. The pharmacist tells his
clerk to go follow the
guy.
About an hour later, the clerk comes back to the
store.
“Did you follow him? Where did he go?” asks the
pharmacist.
The clerk replies “Your house.”
Guardian Angel
A man was walking in the street when he heard a
voice: “Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step,…

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