Father Wants To Go To Bed – Bố cháu muốn đi ngủ
Father Wants To Go To Bed
Next-door Neighbor’s Little Boy : “Father say could
you lend him your cassette player for tonight ?”
Heavy – Metal Enthusiast : “Have you a party on ?”
Little Boy : “Oh, no. Father only wants to go to bed
“.
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Bố cháu muốn đi ngủ
Chú bé hàng xóm cạnh nhà : – Bố cháu hỏi tối nay
chú có thể cho bố cháu mượn cái cassette được
không ạ ?
Người mê nhạc rock nặng : – Bộ nhà cháu có tiệc
tùng gì hả ?
Chú bé: – Ồ không, bố cháu chỉ muốn đi ngủ.
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Father Wants To Go To Bed – Bố cháu muốn đi ngủ
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Guardian Angel
A man was walking in the street when he heard a
voice: “Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step,
a brick will fall down on your head and kill you.”
The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of
him. The man was astonished.He went on, and after
awhile he was going to cross the road. Once again
the voice shouted: “Stop! Stand still! If you take one
more step a car will run over you and you will die.”
The man did as he was instructed, and a car came
careening around the corner, barely missing him.
“Where are you?” the man asked. “Who are you?”
“I am your guardian angel,” the voice answered.
“Oh yeah?” the man asked. “And where the hell
were you when I got married?”…
A man was walking in the street when he heard a
voice: “Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step,
a brick will fall down on your head and kill you.”
The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of
him. The man was astonished.He went on, and after
awhile he was going to cross the road. Once again
the voice shouted: “Stop! Stand still! If you take one
more step a car will run over you and you will die.”
The man did as he was instructed, and a car came
careening around the corner, barely missing him.
“Where are you?” the man asked. “Who are you?”
“I am your guardian angel,” the voice answered.
“Oh yeah?” the man asked. “And where the hell
were you when I got married?”…
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