IDIOTIC LAWYER – LUẬT SƯ NGU NGỐC
IDIOTIC LAWYER
The lawyer’s son wanted to follow in his father’s
footsteps, so he went to law school and graduated
with honors. Then he went home to join his father’s
firm.
At the end of his first day at work, he rushed
into his father’s office and said, “Father, father! In
one day I broke the Smith case that you’ve been
working on for so long!”
His father yelled, “You idiot! We’ve been
living on the funding of that case for ten years!”
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LUẬT SƯ NGU NGỐC
Con trai một viên luật sư muốn theo chân ba, vì thế
anh ta đi học trường luật và đậu cao. Sau đó anh ta
về nhà và tham gia công ty của ba.
Vào cuối ngày làm việc đầu tiên, anh ta đổ xô vào
văn phòng ba và nói:”Ba, ba! Trong một ngày con
đã giải quyết xong vụ kiện Smith mà ba đã làm việc
quá lâu!”
Ba anh ta la lên:”Thằng ngu! Chúng ta đã sống nhờ
tiền vụ này trong mười năm!”
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IDIOTIC LAWYER – LUẬT SƯ NGU NGỐC
THE AFFAIR
An attorney was having an affair with his
secretary. Shortly afterward, she told him she was
pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave his
secretary a sum of money and asked her to go
to Italy and have the baby there.
“But how will I let you know the baby is
born?” she asked. He replied, “Just send me a
postcard and write ‘spaghetti’ on the back. I’ll take
care of the child’s expenses.”
Not knowing what else to do, the secretary took the
money and flew to Italy.
Six months went by and then one day, the
attorney’s wife called him at the office and
explained, “Dear, you received a very strange
postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don’t
understand what it means.”….
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