The French People Have Difficulty – Người Pháp không rành tiếng Pháp

The French People Have Difficulty – Người Pháp không rành tiếng Pháp
The French People Have Difficulty - Người Pháp không rành tiếng Pháp
The French People Have Difficulty
“Did you have any difficulty with your French in
Paris ?”
“No, but the French people did”
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Người Pháp không rành tiếng Pháp
– Anh có gặp khó khăn gì với vốn tiếng Pháp của
anh khi tới Paris không?
– Không có, nhưng người Pháp thì quả là có.
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The French People Have Difficulty – Người Pháp không rành tiếng Pháp
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The Fast Surgeon
Sam and John were out cutting wood when John cut
his arm off. Sam remained calm, wrapped the arm in
a plastic bag, and took the arm and John to a
surgeon. “You are in luck,” said the surgeon. “I am
an expert in re-attaching limbs. Come back in four
hours when I have completed the operation.” So
Sam returned in four hours and the surgeon said, “I
did it faster than I expected. Jon is down at the pub.”
Sam rushed down to the pub and was amazed to see
John playing darts. A few weeks later, Sam and John
were cutting wood again when John accidentally cut
off his leg. Sam put the leg in a plastic bag and took
it and John back to the same surgeon. “Legs are
harder,” said the surgeon, “but I’ll see what I can do
– come back in six hours.” Sam returned in six hours
and the surgeon said, “I finished early – John’s
playing football.” Sam went to the field and to his
surprise found John kicking 50 meter torpedoes. A
few weeks later, Sam and John were cutting wood
again, when John accidentally cut off his own head.
Sam put the head in a plastic bag and took it and the
rest of John to the surgeon, confident that the skilful
surgeon would do the job. “Gee, heads are really
difficult to re-attach,” the surgeon muttered, “but I’ll
see what I can do – come back in 12 hours.” Sam
returned in 12 hours. “How did it go, Doc?” he….
The French People Have Difficulty
“Did you have any difficulty with your French in
Paris ?”
“No, but the French people did”
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The French People Have Difficulty – Người Pháp không rành tiếng Pháp
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