THE AIR CONDITIONER – MÁY ĐIỀU HÒA NHIỆT ĐỘ
THE AIR CONDITIONER
A customer was continually bothering the
waiter in a restaurant; first, he’d asked that the air
conditioning be turned up because he was too hot,
then he asked it be turned down cause he was too
cold, and so on for about half an hour.
Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient,
walking back and forth and never once getting
angry. So finally, a second customer asked why
didn’t they just throw out the pest.
“Oh, I don’t care.” said the waiter with a
smile. “We don’t even have an air conditioner.”
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MÁY ĐIỀU HÒA NHIỆT ĐỘ
Một khách hành liên tục làm phiền người bồi
trong một nhà hàng; đầu tiên, anh ta yêu cầu bộ
phận điều hòa nhiệt độ được mở lên vì anh ta quá
nóng, sau đó anh ta yêu cầu tắt nó đi vì anh ta quá
lạnh, và cứ tiếp tục như thế khoảng nửa giờ đồng hồ.
Đáng ngạc nhiên là người bồi vẫn rất kiên
nhẫn, đi tới đi lui và không bao giờ nổi giận mảy
may. Cuối cùng, thấy thế một khách hàng thứ nhì
hỏi vì sao họ không tống khứ kẻ quấy rầy.
“Ồ, tôi không cần,” người bồi mỉm cười
nói. “Chúng tôi không có đến một máy điều hòa
nhiệt độ.”
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THE AIR CONDITIONER – MÁY ĐIỀU HÒA NHIỆT ĐỘ
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MALE OR FEMALE ?
SWISS ARMY KNIFE — male, because
even though it appears useful for a wide variety of
work, it spends most of its time just opening bottles.
KIDNEYS — female, because they always go
to the bathroom in pairs.
TIRE — male, because it goes bald.
WEB PAGE — female, because it is always
getting hit on.
SHOE — male, because it is usually
unpolished, with its tongue hanging out.
PHOTOCOPIER — female, because once
turned off, it takes a while to warm up again — and
only when the right buttons are pushed.
HAMMER — male, because it hasn’t evolved
much over the last 5,000 years, but it’s handy to
have around.
REMOTE CONTROL — Definitely female,
because it gives men pleasure; he’d be lost without
it, and while he doesn’t alway…
SWISS ARMY KNIFE — male, because
even though it appears useful for a wide variety of
work, it spends most of its time just opening bottles.
KIDNEYS — female, because they always go
to the bathroom in pairs.
TIRE — male, because it goes bald.
WEB PAGE — female, because it is always
getting hit on.
SHOE — male, because it is usually
unpolished, with its tongue hanging out.
PHOTOCOPIER — female, because once
turned off, it takes a while to warm up again — and
only when the right buttons are pushed.
HAMMER — male, because it hasn’t evolved
much over the last 5,000 years, but it’s handy to
have around.
REMOTE CONTROL — Definitely female,
because it gives men pleasure; he’d be lost without
it, and while he doesn’t alway…
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