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REDECORATE THE BEDROOM – TRANG HOÀNG LẠI PHÒNG NGỦ

REDECORATE THE BEDROOM – TRANG HOÀNG LẠI PHÒNG NGỦ

REDECORATE THE BEDROOM - TRANG HOÀNG LẠI PHÒNG NGỦ

REDECORATE THE BEDROOM
A young woman decided to redecorate her bedroom.
She wasn’t sure how many rolls of wallpaper she
would need, but she knew that her friend next door
had recently done the same job and the two rooms
were identical in size.
“Buffy,” she said, “how many rolls of
wallpaper did you buy for your bedroom?”
“Ten,” said Buffy.
So the girl bought the ten rolls of paper and
did the job, but she had 2 rolls leftover.
“Buffy,” she said. “I bought ten rolls of
wallpaper for the bedroom, but I’ve got 2 leftover!”
“Yeah!” said Buffy. “So did I.”
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TRANG HOÀNG LẠI PHÒNG NGỦ
Một phụ nữ trẻ quyết định trang hoàng lại phòng
ngủ. Chị không biết mình cần bao nhiêu cuộn giấy
dán tường, nhưng chị biết là bạn chị nhà kế bên đã
làm việc như vậy và hai căn phòng có cỡ giống hệt
nhau.
“Buffy,” chị nói, “bạn đã mua bao nhiêu cuộn giấy
dán tường cho phòng ngủ?”
“Mười,” Buffy nói.
Vì thế chị ta mua mười cuộn giấy và trang hoàng
căn phòng, nhưng chị dư ra 2 cuộn.
“Buffy,” chị nói.”Tôi mua mười cuộn giấy dán
tường phòng ngủ, nhưng tôi dư 2
cuộn !”
“Ừ !” Buffy nói. “Tôi cũng vậy.”
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REDECORATE THE BEDROOM – TRANG HOÀNG LẠI PHÒNG NGỦ
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WHAT TIME IS IT?
Exhausted from driving, a traveling salesman
stopped in this one town, and pulled over to get an
hour or two of sleep. But the quiet place he chose
happened to be one of the streets that the majority of
the towns people used to take their daily run.
The salesman had barely pulled over, and
gotten comfortable when a jogger was knocking on
his window, asking, “Excuse me, but do you have
the time?”
The man looked at the car clock and
answered, “8:15.”
The jogger said thanks and left.
The man settled back again, and was just
dozing off when there was another knock on the
window and another jogger. “Excuse me, sir, do you
have the time?”
“8:25!”…

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