HOW BUSINESS IS DONE?
Father : I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
Son : “I will choose my own bride!”
Father: “But the girl is Bill Gates’s daughter.”
Son : “Well, in that case…ok”
Next, Father approaches Bill Gates.
Father: “I have a husband for your daughter.”
Bill Gates: “But my daughter is too young to
marry!”
Father: “But this young man is a vice-president of
the World Bank.”
My Daughter’s Music Lessons – Giá trị của những bài học nhạc
Bill Gates: “Ah, in that case…ok”
Finally, Father goes to see the president of the
World Bank.
Father: “I have a young man to be recommended as
a vice-president.”
President: “But I already have more vice- presidents
than I need!”
Father: “But this young man is Bill Gates’s son-inlaw.”
President: “Ah, in that case…ok”
This is how business is done!!
My Daughter’s Music Lessons – Giá trị của những bài học nhạc
Surrogate father
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and
decided to use a surrogate
father to start their family. On the day the surrogate
father was to
arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said, “I’m off.
The man should be
here soon” Half an hour later, just by chance a doorto-door
baby…
My Daughter’s Music Lessons – Giá trị của những bài học nhạc
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