After the Football match – Sau trận đấu Bóng đá
After the Football match
After the Football match, a player went home with a
sorrowful face.
His surprised wife asked:
– Why are you so sad? What’s the matter? He
answered sadly:
– Today I got a Yellow card.
– So, did you want to get it?
– Of course not. The wife was upset:
– If you didn’t want to get it why didn’t you refuse it?
But you did accept it, so now you are sad.
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Sau trận đấu Bóng đá
Sau trận đấu Bóng đá, một cầu thủ về nhà với một
mặt buồn rầu.
Vợ anh ấy hỏi trong sự ngạc nhiên:
– Tại sao anh buồn vậy? Có chuyện gì à?
Anh ta trả lời buồn bã:
– Hôm nay anh có một thẻ vàng.
– Anh muốn như vậy sao?
– Tất nhiên là không phải.
Vợ anh vặn vẹo:
– Nếu anh đã không muốn có thẻ vàng tại sao anh
không từ chối nó? Nhưng anh đã chấp nhận nó, giờ
anh còn buồn gì nữa.
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After the Football match – Sau trận đấu Bóng đá
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Charlies Wife
In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and
sees a patient acting like he’s driving a car. The
nurse asks him, “Charlie, what are you doing?”
Charlie replied, “Driving to Chicago!” The nurse
wishes him a good trip and leaves the room.
The next day the nurse enters Charlies room just as
he stops driving his imaginary car and asks, “Well
Charlie, how are you doing?” Charlies says, “I just
got into Chicago.”
“Great,” replied the nurse. The nurse leaves Charlie’s
room and goes across the hall into Bob’s room, and
finds Bob sitting on his bed furiously masturbating.
Shocked, she asks, “Bob, what are you doing?” Bob
says, “I’m screwing Charlie’s wife while he’s in
Chicago!”
***
Shredder
The new employee stood before the paper shredder
looking confused.
“Need some help?” a secretary asked.
“Yes,” he replied. “How does this thing work?”
“Simple,” she said, taking the fat report from his
hand and feeding it into the shredder.
“Thanks, but where do the copies come out?”…
In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and
sees a patient acting like he’s driving a car. The
nurse asks him, “Charlie, what are you doing?”
Charlie replied, “Driving to Chicago!” The nurse
wishes him a good trip and leaves the room.
The next day the nurse enters Charlies room just as
he stops driving his imaginary car and asks, “Well
Charlie, how are you doing?” Charlies says, “I just
got into Chicago.”
“Great,” replied the nurse. The nurse leaves Charlie’s
room and goes across the hall into Bob’s room, and
finds Bob sitting on his bed furiously masturbating.
Shocked, she asks, “Bob, what are you doing?” Bob
says, “I’m screwing Charlie’s wife while he’s in
Chicago!”
***
Shredder
The new employee stood before the paper shredder
looking confused.
“Need some help?” a secretary asked.
“Yes,” he replied. “How does this thing work?”
“Simple,” she said, taking the fat report from his
hand and feeding it into the shredder.
“Thanks, but where do the copies come out?”…
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