SECRET OF YOUR SUCCESS … – BÍ QUYẾT THÀNH CÔNG CỦA ÔNG …

SECRET OF YOUR SUCCESS … – BÍ QUYẾT THÀNH CÔNG CỦA ÔNG …

SECRET OF YOUR SUCCESS … - BÍ QUYẾT THÀNH CÔNG CỦA ÔNG …

SECRET OF YOUR SUCCESS …
“Sir, What is the secret of your success?” a reporter
asked a bank president.
“Two words”
“And, Sir,what are they?”
“Right decisions.”
“And how do you make right decisions?”
“One word.”
“And,sir, What is that?”
“Experience.”
“And how do you get Experience?”
“Two words”
“And, Sir, what are they?”
“Wrong decisions”

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BÍ QUYẾT THÀNH CÔNG CỦA ÔNG …
“Thưa ông, bí quyết thành công của ông là gì?” một
phóng viên hỏi một chủ tịch ngân hàng.
“Ba từ”
“Và, thưa ông, đó là những từ nào?”
“Những quyết định đúng.”
“Và làm thế nào ông làm những quyết định đúng?”
“Một từ.”
“Và, thưa ông, đó là những từ nào?”
“Kinh nghiệm.”
“Và làm thế nào ông có kinh nghiệm?”
“Ba từ.”
“Và, thưa ông, những từ nào?”
“Những quyết định sai.”

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SECRET OF YOUR SUCCESS … – BÍ QUYẾT THÀNH CÔNG CỦA ÔNG …

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JAIL VS WORK
IN PRISON . . . you spend the majority of
your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK . . . you spend the majority of
your time in a 6X8 cubicle.
IN PRISON . . . you get three meals a day.
AT WORK . . . you only get a break for one
meal and you have to pay for it.
IN PRISON . . . you get time off for good
behavior.
AT WORK . . . you get more work for good
behavior.
IN PRISON . . . the guard locks and unlocks
all the doors for you.
AT WORK . . . you must carry around a
security card and open all the doors for yourself.
IN PRISON . . . you can watch TV and play
games.
AT WORK . . . you get fired for watching
TV and playing games.
IN PRISON . . . you get your own toilet.
AT WORK . . . you have to share with some
idiot who pees on the seat.
IN PRISON . . . they allow your family and
friends to visit.
AT WORK . . . you can’t even speak to your
family.
IN PRISON . . . all expenses are paid by the
taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK . . . you get to pay all the
expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes
from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON . . . you must deal with sadistic
wardens.
AT WORK . . . they are called managers.
So . . . why is it again that we work?…

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