He drew it all himself – Chỉ mình anh ấy vẽ He drew it all himself Teacher: Who helped you to draw this map, Jack? Jack: Nobody, sir. Teacher: Didn’t your brother help you? Jack: No, sir. He drew it all himseil. ——————– Chỉ mình anh ấy vẽ Giáo viên: “Ai đã giúp em vẽ […]
YOU WIN – Anh thắng YOU WIN YOU’VE ALREADY BEATEN ME 1 TO 0 The old man was giving an inspirational talk to his future son- in- law, who was a football player. -If you score a goal in this match, I’ll make immediate arrangements for you and my daughter to get married. -Uh…Uh,I”mafraidyou’llhavetomakethose arrangements […]
Anh ta là anh vợ tương lai của tôi HE IS MY FUTURE BROTHER IN LAW The Referee of a loosing Football team was seriously criticizing a player. – Why, when you were face to face with the Goalkeeper and only eleven meters from the goal, didn’t you shoot straight into theopposingteam’sgoal?Everyonecouldseethatyou deliberately kicked the […]
WHAT DID HE UNDERSTAND – ANH TA ĐÃ HIỂU GÌ WHAT DID HE UNDERSTAND Two American women stopping at the Hotel in Lisbon wanted another chair in their room. The steward who answered their ring could not understand English. One of the women pointed to the only chair in the room, then tried pantomime, seating […]
DO YOU HAVE AN OBSESSION – BẠN CÓ BỊ ÁM ẢNH KHÔNG DO YOU HAVE AN OBSESSION A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. “You all have obsessions,” he observed. To the first mother, he said, “You are obsessed with eating. You’ve even named your daughter […]
HE HAS NO PLANS – ANH TA KHÔNG CÓ KẾ HOẠCH NÀO CẢ HE HAS NO PLANS A young woman brings home her fiance to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man. The father invites the fiancee for a drink. “So what are your plans?” […]
WHAT DO YOU GET FOR 25$ ? – ANH CÓ GÌ VỚI 25 ĐÔ LA? WHAT DO YOU GET FOR 25$ ? George and Harriet were married twenty-five years. They decided to celebrate with a trip to Las Vegas. When they entered the hotel/casino and registered, a sweet young woman dressed in a very short […]